There is no egg in eggplant or hum in
humburger neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
Is cheese is the plural
of choose ??
If theacher thought , why didn’t preachers
prought?? If vegetarian eats vegetables, what does humanitarian eat ?
In what language do people recite at paly,
and paly at recital?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship??
Have noses that run and feet that smell??
Park in drive ways and drive on parkways?
Sweeetmeats are candies, while
sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
We take english for granted. But if we
explore it’s paradoxe, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are
square, and a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor it a pig.
And why is
it that writer write but finggers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers
don’t ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t
the plural of booth is beeth?
One goose, two geese, so one moose, two meese??
One index , two indeces?
How can the weather be so hot as hell one
day and cold as hell another??
When a house burn up, it burn dwon.
You fill in a farm by fillling it out, and
an alarm clock goes off day going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible,
but when the lights are out they are invisible and why, when I wind up my
watch, I start. But when I wind up it easy, I end it?
English muffin were not invented in
England or frence fries in france.
How can slim change and a fat change be
the same, while wise man and wise guy are opposites?
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